If you’re new here, I used to do this thing on 3 Ways with the other writers called Eff Em Friday. It was basically a summation of the frustrations and randomness from the week. When the site ended, so did the Friday rants. Many were sad to see them go and voiced their anguish, so I’m bringing it back. So sit back, relax, and let it all out. You know you wanna. Oh yeah, somebody familiar has returned.
Slim Jax
Eff my waning patience for foolery. I’m getting really close to just pile-drivin’ negro-acting negroes into the concrete sidewalk over and over and over like this…
Eff the fact that my rent went up 25 bux a month. It could be worse, but an increase is an increase. What’s the point of getting a raise at work if my expenses are gonna do the same.
Eff my new-found love for filet mignon. That sh*t has changed my life. It’s also pretty damn pricey. I’ma keep buying it though.
Eff love. I still don’t get enough of it.
Seattle Washington
Eff Slim for breaking off & going solo like a bald-headed Beyonce. Can’t wait for Meechie Fierce to make an appearance.
Eff Sowhatiff for still chasing after my dough after passing the bar. She could be my sugar mama now.
Eff Chicago for dropping back down to 50/60 degrees after being in the 80s this week. I’m cool with the cold when it’s supposed to be cold, but it’s May ya rat bastard. Get it together.
Eff all the things that are out of my control. It is what it is & it’s going to be what it’s going to be. Still, eff em.
Eff, it feels good to be back.
Peace!
Well folks. It’s back. That means it’s your turn!
With Much Love and Gangstah,
Slim and Crew
I started doin Eff Em Fridays on my fb stat and I'm glad to see it back! I'll be back to post my eff em later tho.
Eff @wellzk:twitters job for being in California and making me have to travel 1900 miles to see him. Eff @TheROCFiles for having me out on a work night and now I don’t feel like packing. Eff whoever decided work weeks should be five days and weekends only two.
Eff these high @ss gas prices
eff long distance relationships I miss my baby
eff spread out finals. I just want to get this sh*t over with and start my summer.
eff evening thursdays, what I look like being in school from 8 am to 9 pm
"Eff these high @ss gas prices"
I second that. Jesus take the wheel cuz the gas is too darn high.
Sooooo happy this is back! Now I can sleep comfortably again.
No effs this week. Happy weekend all!
Eff the Lakers for getting swept they ruined my 3peat dream for my team!
Eff Boston for losing also – I am going to miss KG’s sexiness until next season
Eff my nose (although I need it) for being stuffy at the most inopportune time
Eff taking breaks because they are surely preludes to a break up
Eff the Lakers for getting swept they ruined my 3peat dream for my team!
#cosign
and might I add, eff all the lakers haters who were blowing up my phone after the series was over
Eff the Lakers for getting swept they ruined my 3peat dream for my team!
Eff Boston for losing also – I am going to miss KG’s sexiness until next season
Eff my nose (although I need it) for being stuffy at the most inopportune time
Eff taking breaks because they are surely preludes to a break up
Yaaaay!! So happy to see Eff Em Friday is back!
Eff this rainy dc weather. It's HU Grad weekend! Eff it, I'm still poppin bottles for the homies.
Eff that I always have to play the bad guy.
Eff men who think they're lil boy games work.
Eff my boss for screwing my entire schedule next week.
Okay. Gonna join the fun.
Eff these birds that have been living rent free in my AC for the last 3 years while I melt each Summer because I’ve been too kind to bless them on their merry way. (They’re moving today!)
Eff the very first AC ever created that came with this apartment! It doesn’t even work!!!
Eff that dude for judging me because I used the Eff word on my blog. Little did he know, but soon found out, I use it whenever the Eff I want to, with style and grace. What?
Glad I got that out! Somehow I think I’ll be back. :p
Eff superstition.
Eff college. It’s over!! *throws cap in air*
Eff ex boyfriends who pop up from nowhere wanting to be friends and are better people now than when you were dating them! Why the eff couldn’t you be sane & employed when I gave a damn?
Eff high maintenance friendships.
Eff the Aussie white dude who asked me if I had butt implants. Step away I am not the one.
Eff jobless people who ask me why I wasted my time studying criminology. I got a job, speak to my paycheck if you want answers.
Eff people who ask me where I’m from. I say Zambia. They say “Oh you mean Zimbabwe? Your president Mugabe needs to go”. Ho take a seat, I know what country I was born in. SMDH
Wooosaaa I feel so much better now. Thanks
Oh and I’m glad to see you two here. I won’t get used to it though..
eff my team for running and working me RAGGED for the past two days. but I made it thru and I have a long weekend! see you on Tuesday bishes!!!
eff the crazy/interesting ish that has come to light in recent date. I keeps both eyes open and if I don't say anything, I know more than I let on. always.
thats about it, I'm about road trip with my girls and have a fun filled weekend.
I’m glad to see that the effing commenced and I hope it was cathartic as sh*t.lol
Eff cats who wanna be dropping in and out of a sister’s life.
Eff those who don’t understand the term “reciprocity”
Eff that stupid postman
That is all.
PS. I heart Eff Em Fridays! I could get use to this!
Eff cats who wanna be dropping in and out of a sister’s life. Eff those who don’t understand the term “reciprocity”Eff that stupid postmanThat is all.PS. I heart Eff Em Fridays! I could get use to this!
Oh My Goodness! The sight of that name made me gasp. and Hey thats Chicago for ya, get used to it.
I'm a day late but whatever
Eff my dramatic ways
Eff best friends who call me out on my sh*t jk I love that/need that
Eff end of semester parties. I'll be looking at your faces in two weeks
Eff CO for canceling my internship
That felt good
Lovin it…Eff my students who are seniors and didn't turn in their projects. Eff the bogus chick who sent me an e-mail starting it with 'first of all'. Eff the fact that I still think about my ex and we broke up in November. Eff gas prices…this does feel great
LOLOL at that piledriver GIF! Greatest ever.
Eff that I saw this on a monday. smh