If you’re new here, I used to do this thing on 3 Ways with the other writers called Eff Em Friday. It was basically a summation of the frustrations and randomness from the week. When the site ended, so did the Friday rants. Many were sad to see them go and voiced their anguish, so I’m bringing it back. So sit back, relax, and let it all out. You know you wanna. Oh yeah, somebody familiar has returned.
Eff my waning patience for foolery. I’m getting really close to just pile-drivin’ negro-acting negroes into the concrete sidewalk over and over and over like this…
Eff my new-found love for filet mignon. That sh*t has changed my life. It’s also pretty damn pricey. I’ma keep buying it though.
Eff love. I still don’t get enough of it.
Eff Slim for breaking off & going solo like a bald-headed Beyonce. Can’t wait for Meechie Fierce to make an appearance.
Eff Sowhatiff for still chasing after my dough after passing the bar. She could be my sugar mama now.
Eff Chicago for dropping back down to 50/60 degrees after being in the 80s this week. I’m cool with the cold when it’s supposed to be cold, but it’s May ya rat bastard. Get it together.
Eff all the things that are out of my control. It is what it is & it’s going to be what it’s going to be. Still, eff em.
Eff, it feels good to be back.
Well folks. It’s back. That means it’s your turn!
With Much Love and Gangstah,
Slim and Crew