You know what time it is. If you don’t, it’s Eff Em Friday! Let your frustrations out. I’ma go first though.
Eff my love for ignorant music that inspires me to accomplish life’s feats. However, I can’t support lyrics like this by Meek Mill:
I’m a field n*gga. You a house n*gga.
I’m a real n*gga. And you a mouse n*gga.
Why couldn’t someone just say cmonson? What does this even mean?
Eff how much it’s gonna cost for me to make it out to LA for the Blogging while Brown conference and the Black Weblog Awards. This is easily looking like a 800 to 1k trip. Umm, I think some fundraising is in order. This definitely wasn’t in the budget.
Eff my competitiveness. I hate losing anything from raffles to a game of Words with Friends. I really hate losing to chicks in video games though. They just be pressin’ buttons and makin’ sh*t happen. Girl you have no skills! Wait a second, yes you do. Awwww!
Eff Simply Lemonade for being so good. Ain’t no way I should be drinking a bottle of this in a day. I don’t wanna end up having Da Shugah. I’m convinced this ish is made with unicorn tears.
What’s good yall? You tryna Eff? Pause. Let’s hear it!
P.S. Check out the recap of my 15 seconds of fame on the Michael Baisden show. **Spoiler** 1.5 seconds is me breathing.
Eff my alarm clock.
Eff the sorry busted heauxs at work that hate so MAJOR because I’m fly AND do better numbers than them
Eff Thursday meetings at the office *everyone has so much to say when I don’t want to listen*
Eff EVERY bill due after Saturday until I see what’s up with the world ending
Eff the fact that I’ve drank the last glass of Kendall I have
Eff wearing a red lip, I’m a little too dark for that
Eff being a heaux, I’ve got books to read
Eff manly burps after consuming a beer made for women
That’s all I got,
Kitty Pride
"Eff EVERY bill due after Saturday until I see what's up with the world ending"
iDie!
I’ve been waiting all week for this.
Eff pay cuts. I was already making peanuts, now I’ve been reduced to crumbs. I’m going to stand on the side of the road with a sign reading “Will write for food.”
Eff not choosing a more lucrative career. I just had to do what I love, but one degree and four years later I still make less than managers at McDonald’s.
Eff the pay cuts taking effect immediately. They couldn’t have at least waited until the next pay period?
Eff morals. Otherwise I would totally become an evening companion (aka escort) to supplement the income. JK.
Eff complaining about pay cuts. Bad as it may seem, I still have a job (for now).
Pay cuts? D@mn…sorry to hear that Toni, that's tough!
Eff Graduation- Its just a way for your parents to take pics and get proof that yes, “my baby graduated” to show all their co-workers
Eff College for making you fill out mad forms and surveys before graduation
Eff divorced parents and the awkward silences when they are together
Eff college friends that you prob wont talk to after graduation
Eff drinking in anticipation of a good party and the party being wack..waste of drinks!
Eff being broke after college…y’all told me that..wait that was a joke?? Okay well eff you and citibank
Eff my school for not having more attractive men..its been a rough four years
Eff this rainy weather
Congrats on graduating? lol
lol even with all these Effs im still super excited!!! 2011!!!!!
Eff my suitcase for not packing itself.
Eff my boss for expecting me to come to work he day before my birthday.
Eff my hair stylist for taking so long last night.
Eff my friends, in advance, for the plethora of alcoholic beverages I’m going to be peer pressured into consuming this weekend.
Eff the fact that I’m going to have to use a vacation day to attend Blogging While Brown.
Eff this…I’m in too good of a mood to complain!
Eff having to wake up at 5 every morning OOO aaand Eff staying in a shitty a$$ relationship for the money..ugh
eff this rainy azz weather… i feel like i'm about to grow mold
eff the fact that i just recently found out the world is ending on saturday and i am not prepared
eff this search for a better more lucrative job
eff broads that e-mail me bullshyt all dam day
eff my e-boo Yoles for not being on twitter.
Eff the HR manager and the CFO who “reminded” me not to wear capris to work simply because the CFO personally doesn’t like them.
Eff my laptop that got a virus and effed up my night last night so that I couldn’t sent my resume to my recruiter so I can get the h#ll out of ATL!
Eff ATL too!
" Eff ATL too" I am longing for the day I can say this!
Awwww….I love Simply Lemonade too. Btw, McDonalds frozen strawberry lemonade tastes like sh*t.
I’ll give you some money. I have a list of things you must do first. Do some push ups, rub yourself in baby oil then call me. It will be e.p.i.c.
Eff this eye lash in my eye that won’t come out and is driving me bonkers!
Eff me for hurting my back bad while picking up my 6 year old. I told myself when she was 4 that I’d stop picking her up. No Angelina Jolie.
Eff me for just paying a bill too early and now I lost $172 I could have played with until my next pay day. Fcuk
Eff this Rapture shiz
Eff the trouble I’m going to be in on Sunday when I out my friend’s husband. Maybe the Rapture will save me.
Oh and eff Slim if he doesn’t do another Ustream asap. It’s been 5011 days and the world is ending. Hurry up…and be naked.
@mn:disqus
I CTFU at this.
“I’ll give you some money. I have a list of things you must do first. Do
”
some push ups, rub yourself in baby oil then call me. It will be
e.p.i.c.
“Oh and eff Slim if he doesn’t do another Ustream asap. It’s been 5011 days and the world is ending. Hurry up…and be naked.”
ROFL!!
You so craaaazy, you so muhfudgin crazy!
Eff the rain in NYC!! Enough already.
Eff the lounge around my way for their crappy customer service. Eff Em!!! Will spend my (non-existent) disposable income elsewhere.
Eff thinking too much and acting too little
Eff the guy I held the elevator for at my Mom's doctor's office. 2 floors later he rushes off the elevator to beat us to the doctor's suite. Doesn't hold the door and signs in before my Mom. What an eff en gentleman. EFF HIM!!!!!
You should've punched him in the face.
I really should have – I was so tight. Eff not at least cursing him off properly! Damn it to hell. Eff not having a “do-over” button. BTW, I was on the floor when I read “unicorn tears” LMAO. Must find a way to incorporate in a sentence at least 3 more times before the sun rises.
Multiple "lolz" to Simply Lemonade being made with unicorn tears. That was hilarious.
Eff driving through the hills of Appalachia for dang near 3 hours in the rain, to give a presentation to seven people.
Eff the rental car company for giving me a car with tires that had no traction, thus my experiences with hydroplaning while drive through Appalachia.
Eff the person who email me to say the wanted to interview me for a job, but when I responded with the time I was available to interview, THEY NEVER GOT BACK TO ME. You are flakier than the dandruff on my dry sclap!
U killed me with Unicorn Tears!
Eff my workout.. fell off a bit and the next six weeks is gonnabe a process #doubleentendre
Eff the end of the world. We doin the dougie on this rapture
"I’ma go first though."
Typical man.
LOL
Eff all my siblings for leaving me this weekend.
Eff that hoodrat ass bar I was in last night for allowing people to smoke, when we are clearly a no smoking state.
Eff all this rain we've been getting.
Eff all my bills that are overdue because I simply don't feel like paying them yet.
Eff ALL heax!
Eff all my friends for having kids, and we can't hang out, cause they don't have a babysitter!
Eff this Friday, cause I'm still pissed all my siblings left me, so eff this WHOLE ENTIRE WEEKEND! (Unless I can find some good company, then I'm all good..)
Eff finals
Eff provisional admissions so I can't really say eff finals
eff being broke
eff credit cards, I think I'm going to have to burn mine
"Eff Simply Lemonade for being so good. Ain’t no way I should be drinking
a bottle of this in a day. I don’t wanna end up having Da Shugah. I’m
convinced this ish is made with unicorn tears."
Especially the Rasberry lemonade!
Eff my blackberry for cutting the eff OFF and having to go and buy a new one
Eff my hair for not cooperating today …… hell its date night sheesh
Eff my knee because again its date night and I need a working knee LOL
Eff it – its Friday and did I say it was DATE NIGHT!
eff me for not realizing that eff em fridays is still alive and well without threeways
eff twitter…it has been a week since i joined and i am not feeling the love
eff bar dues…i paid a gazillion dollars to get the JD, another gazillion to become a member of the bar and yet and still every year you want bar dues and CLE money?!?!
eff sensitive a$$ ninjas – i don't cry so niether should you…man up dude!
eff all major airlines…flights should not be $500 and $600 dollars (between ATL & NYC) months in advance
eff indigent clients who want to hire "real attorneys" to replace their public defenders…Mr. Criminal,#1 if you could afford a "real" attorney you wouldn't be sitting in my office #2 please do hire a "real" attorney to lighten my ignorant caseload & #3 please make sure I am in court the day you get screwed by your "real" attorney who only cares about that retainer THANKS!
eff this work day…i will not stay here until 5:00 p.m.
Eff the fact that I'm not enjoying the job salary research that I'm conducting right now. I'm not really trying to wait for 10 years before I start making good money. Maybe I should've bitten the bullet & gone for the certificate then Masters right away.
Eff this movie. King Arthur is a….girl??
Eff the fact that it's about to be a long weekend and my biggest plan is cleaning this house.
Eff being too tired & lazy to respond to things the way in which they deserve.
Eff this constant dehydration. Oh, my head. Need…water…now!
Eff my high school students in my class yesterday for asking if they could play Heads up 7-up~really
Eff the couple @ the Usher concert who KEPT kissing and pissed me off for being single
Eff me eating like 10 Dunkin Donuts Munchkins yesterday
Eff Usher for singing "Burn" and making my eyes tingle a little
Eff Chicago for being 90 degrees then 40 now 80 then back to 50