So yesterday I was sittin’ at my desk going through email. I subscribe to TRSJ to make sure it’s functioning and went to do my daily quality control. I clicked on the sh*t and discovered that the link/image to donate didn’t come up in email. I’m guessing this was also an issue in Google Reader as well as other RSS readers. That’s my bad. I will be effing myself for it. That’s not a good thing. Here’s the link to invest in my future. That’s part 1 of this post.
The second part was inspired by the donations from yesterday (very humbling I must add) and the comments/tweets that followed. People said they wanted more for their money. I was even propositioned by a Miami Madame lookin’ to add me to her stable of gigolos and sell me off as top shelf d*ck after she finishes using her own product. Got me out here buying bow ties and boxes of bcondoms…
Anyways, I’m adding a tiered investment/donation component to the fundraising. It may seem a little extra, but extra is what people read about. Did you see that? Did you f*ckin see it? Check this out though…
- $60: A 15-20 minute skype conversation to ask whatever you want. I do reserve the right to not answer certain questions.
- $50: A 15 to 20 minute phone conversation to ask whatever you want. I do reserve the right to not answer certain questions.
- $30: A 3-5 minute personalized thank you video and I’ll answer 3 questions you have for me.
- $20: A 1-2 minute personalized thank you video and I’ll answer 1 question.
- $10: A personalized email and I’ll answer 1 question for you.
- $5: A personalized thank you.
So for people that want more, I’m giving you the option to get more here. If you’ve already eclipsed these amounts, you’re covered or you can ante up. Your donations are worth my time, so I’ll do what I need to. If I’ve agreed to anything outside of this, I’ll honor it. Once again, thanks for all the help. It’s amazing seeing how many people out there are willing to support and if I didn’t almost die a couple weeks ago, I’d shed a thug tear.
-Slim
"It may seem a little extra, but extra is what people read about."
LOLOLOL! Butter, you are on a ROLL!!!!
I was listening to some old CDs today. Heard this and thought of ya Slim, LOL http://bit.ly/k17WIY
"Ten grand, let me see you shake it like you got no bones in your body and you was made to be a celebrity
Twenty grand, know it's a sin, but if only you show me a little more skin it would fulfill my fantasy
Thirty grand, to the highest bidder but Chris Rock said, 'There's no sex in the champagne room'
Forty grand, looked into her eyes, I saw tears falling down, type of tears that money couldn't buy"
''It may seem a little extra, but extra is what people read about. Did you see that? Did you f*ckin see it?''
lmao, I'm mad it took me a minute to get that. Anyway, look at you go. Goes to show that sometimes you've just gotta ask for what you want and you just might get it. What if I just wanna donate $1, though? Sayin' I can't get no love? Psssht, witchya ungrateful ass.
You could donate $1. I can buy a double cheeseburger from McDonald's with that. I'll also remember that $1 when I'm in Canada.lol
Well, your kitchen is apparently not seeing much action (of any kind) these days, so you'd damn well better remember it, and greet me with a HUGE smile and thank you card..ya hear?! lol.
It's insane the size & amount of junk food that y'all get across the border for peanuts.
LOL! A 1-2 minute personalized video? So I have a question. I'm assuming personalized means you'll mention our names so we feel special. *eye roll* BUT what if we can request how we want it to be "personalized"? Like if I prefer you naked and doing a special dance, can I get that? You don't even have to talk.
Ok, I'll stop objectifying you. No I won't. Men do it to women all the time so you better give the ladies what we REALLY want. Stop frontin. And the offer still stands. There's lots of pum pum to be had in Miami. WE could make a fortune.
A 1-2 minute personalized video isn't just the same script with a name plunked in.lol. If I know you from commenting, I'll throw in something else or if you ask a question, it'll get answered. I ain't gonna have naked videos floating in email though. That's reckless amongst other things. lol
I really thought the requests for “more” were jokes.
They were and I laughed, but figured why not convert that into incentive. If 1 person takes action who wouldn't have before, then I consider it success. Won't go as far as whoring out tho.lol
@Reecie lol. me too
LOL. I love that youre doing this.
I'm saying though…if you reserve the right to refuse to answer certain questions, methinks you should list the questions you refuse to answer (or at least topics), so people know what they will or won't be getting *side-eye at the fine print*.
I plan on it. I really just wanna keep these "appropriate." I don't wanna end up explaining for 15 min on a video why I won't take my piece out and show it briefly.lol. I wouldn't put that past a very very select few.
WAIT! So for my two dollar and 34 cent donation I’m not allowed full access to you, your body and some SkypeChex?!
*withdraws all two hundred and thirty four pennies*
This is some BULL!
:-p
Two days and you've already raised $400?! Congrats! That's awesome news. Best of luck! Can't wait to read about your experience at the awards.