So yesterday I was sittin’ at my desk going through email. I subscribe to TRSJ to make sure it’s functioning and went to do my daily quality control. I clicked on the sh*t and discovered that the link/image to donate didn’t come up in email. I’m guessing this was also an issue in Google Reader as well as other RSS readers. That’s my bad. I will be effing myself for it. That’s not a good thing. Here’s the link to invest in my future. That’s part 1 of this post.
The second part was inspired by the donations from yesterday (very humbling I must add) and the comments/tweets that followed. People said they wanted more for their money. I was even propositioned by a Miami Madame lookin’ to add me to her stable of gigolos and sell me off as top shelf d*ck after she finishes using her own product. Got me out here buying bow ties and boxes of bcondoms…
Anyways, I’m adding a tiered investment/donation component to the fundraising. It may seem a little extra, but extra is what people read about. Did you see that? Did you f*ckin see it? Check this out though…
- $60: A 15-20 minute skype conversation to ask whatever you want. I do reserve the right to not answer certain questions.
- $50: A 15 to 20 minute phone conversation to ask whatever you want. I do reserve the right to not answer certain questions.
- $30: A 3-5 minute personalized thank you video and I’ll answer 3 questions you have for me.
- $20: A 1-2 minute personalized thank you video and I’ll answer 1 question.
- $10: A personalized email and I’ll answer 1 question for you.
- $5: A personalized thank you.
So for people that want more, I’m giving you the option to get more here. If you’ve already eclipsed these amounts, you’re covered or you can ante up. Your donations are worth my time, so I’ll do what I need to. If I’ve agreed to anything outside of this, I’ll honor it. Once again, thanks for all the help. It’s amazing seeing how many people out there are willing to support and if I didn’t almost die a couple weeks ago, I’d shed a thug tear.