A lot happening these days. It was a short week with a lot of stuff squeezed into it. Pause. I do have a few things to eff though.
Eff me for accidentally leaving the link to donate out of my post yesterday and sending it to email subscribers. People who opened the email were probably like “This negro Slim is tacky. Gonna ask people to donate and not include a link or something. I can’t see whatever image he’s telling people to click. Light-skinned beyotch.”
Eff my asthma for trying to make a comeback like an ex who suddenly realized the error of their ways.
Eff the amount of fried chicken I’ve eaten in the last month. It’s actually pretty disgusting. June will be much better for decreased fried chicken consumption.
Eff people who despise bloggers and folks active on the internet for no real reason. Why did I meet at least 3 people during Memorial Day weekend that were rude as soon as I or someone else mentioned blogging? Did you f*ck a blogger did you dirty after he did you? #uMAD?
Eff the fact I still need to do some summer clothes shopping. This is in the budget, but I hate the process. Must summon the power of woman.
Eff me for continuously talking about getting a cleaning service for my spot and still not doing it.
Eff the smell of dog droppings. I really don’t like it. I guess nobody does though.
Eff the Miami Heat. I’m applying for German citizenship today.
That’s it for me. What about you? Get your eff on. Get get get get yo eff on! *Timbaland beat thumps**