Another week, another dollar, another series of effs.
Eff all the cardio I’ve done over the last couple weeks and the minimum results. I’m basically a Spin Class Hero and sweat machine, but the scale ain’t doing what it’s supposed to. And yes, I have been eating healthy…well, healthier. Bout to switch to roids and tofu though. That should do it.
Eff the chocolate cake that showed up on my desk on Thursday. Of course it’s someone’s birthday and I have to eat it. Pause. Thankfully I had a spoonful of molecules for breakfast and air on wheat for lunch.
Eff my cravings as of late for sour patch kids. *salivates instantly*
Eff this crowded train I’m on right now. Chick, why are you jammin’ and movin’ around like you have space? Are you trying to draw a flagrant foul from a sketchy passenger (not me)? This is what I have to deal with right now? Unfuckingbelievable.
Eff the fact my weekend is action-packed. My already minimal hours of sleep will be even more crucial. I just wanna go see a movie and relax. Sigh…
Whaddaboutcha? Get ya eff on!
P.S. My fundraising campaign for the trip to LA for the Black Weblog Awards and Blogging While Brown Conference ends on Monday. If you been delaying on makin’ a donation, delay no more. You can get to my donation page here.