Looking forward to the long weekend. But what would a Friday be without getting in some effs. Yeah, get it in there. Take your time. Don’t rush. Is it ready? Oh…
Eff how long this week was. This happens every time there’s a long weekend. It’s like everything that could go wrong or drag out the day occurs, and leaves you longing for Friday afternoon.
Eff the inefficient court system. I had to wait 5+ hours to be told I have to go to a 45 minute class on quality of life in NYC. The f*ck kinda f*ck sh*t is that? Is this where my tax dollars go?
Eff these chicks at the gym that moan during spin class and while they’re stretching afterward. I can’t focus with you sounding like you’re very close to having an orgasm. Stop.That.Now. Wait, do it one more time? Thatta girl.
Eff all the temptation this weekend. When in doubt, I’ma just put it on my plate.
Eff this body fat and BMI reader at the gym. I’ve definitely lost 5 lbs and it’s still telling me I’m obese.
Eff people that wear spandex tops and have large stomachs. At least suck it in while you’re walking around.
Eff the fact I leave for LA in less than a week and I haven’t figured out what clothes I’m bringing. **Sigh**
Your turn.
I got mine so you get yours,
The Slimster
Eff sitting in the salon today for THREE hours with two kids only to have the ‘do last about two hours AND eff that she “trimmed” off way more than I told her. Heifer! Four inches of hair ain’t a trim! This is what happens when you try and be supportive and give your friends your business. My hair WAS bsl. I can effin punch somebody… Woooo-saaaaa… Whew. I feel better. I don’t go to the salon much so this was a new experience for me.
Took me three months to grow back my last “trim.” I feel that one. Eff her! But I go to the white people now. None of that waiting around and THEN sitting under the dryer for hours crap. They wash, blow me straight, and let me go!
Girl that was my first roller set. I was under the dryer for an hour and a half. I’m sure it didn’t take my hair that long to dry. It doesn’t even take that long for my hair to air dry. The drying time took longer than the actual hairdo lasted. Today was a special occasion and I was trying to look good but the hair was not on point because if this. I’m so irked.
LOL sounds like you have my problem. My curls last a little longer in winter but in this humidity, there’s really no point in trying, they start falling immediately. Either I use a lot of holding spray (for an event), but for a normal day, I just let the curls fall because my fallen curls look better than most women’s hair anyway (around where I live at least).
Eff the fact that I’m finally gaining some weight (apparently the formula all along was to sit on my a** 10 hours a day studying and stuffing my face to self-soothe) but none of it is going to my booty…like, none *weeps and falls into lunges while Baby Got Back plays softly in the background for motivation*
Eff this dude for making me feel like a Tyler Perry character–chasing me down in the mall (even though he said I was looking mean), hanging around getting to know me while I shopped, and sending me sweet flirty texts for days–and then texting me at 1 AM talking about ”Can I come lay in the bed with you”? N*gga wha??? That text was grammatically correct though…
Eff all these people who act like they ain’t got no couths in the coffeeshop. Don’t pick up your phone screaming about your trip to the clinic like it’s a public service announcement, don’t launch into some fit of coughing/sneezing/other emissions that I can only assume is the plague, and please, in the name of all that’s good in the world, if you must bring your child to the coffeeshop don’t let that little delinquent run around snatching plugs and knocking stuff off tables…I will trip him when you’re not looking *clears throat* just kidding, of course
grammatically correct texts do garner cool points…however, since this was at 1 am they cancel each other out
LOL at the PSA!!! Whoa…
Eff the fact that at 24 I can’t figure out how to be where I want to be.
Eff the fact that everyone was talking about Free’s butt at the BET awards and I realized I still don’t have one.
Eff the fact that the minute I said no more shopping, my mom tempted me with a really good coupon to Kohl’s. Definitely going to use it.
Eff the fact that every time I write late at night, I seemed to forget I have a job to wake up to every morning.
Eff all of the stress that I’m under right now, and Eff me for bringing it all upon myself.
Eff my desire to rock a bikini this weekend. I’m going to New York. So not bikini city.
On that note, Eff how terrified of New York. I’ve never been and the only thing that I can think of are dirty sidewalks filled with extremely rude people. Jesus be some personal space.
Eff how boring work will be today and tomorrow. I could be at home packing.
Lastly, Eff my sure to be non-existing self-control this weekend. I keep telling myself that I won’t get wasted. Who am I kidding?
Eff my ex who “loves me” this week but couldn’t wait to get rid of me a year ago. I’m only entertaining you cuz I don’t like your current. You can do so much better.
Eff my boss if he tries to make me work a full day. Mississippi on my mind.
Eff my current for showing his butt when the temperature rose. Fall. Please. Come. Quick.
Eff the white salon for charging friggin $80 for a relaxer. Guess Ima have to go to the hood or go natual. It’s decision-making time.
$80!? Aw hell naw!
Go natural!!!!! So much easier!!
I beg to differ. My hair has been natural for years and it’s definitely not easier. My hair is healthier, but it’s definitely not easier to maintain.
Eff people from work bbm’ing me and I’m off today
Eff this traffic I am trying to NOLA
Eff being embarrassed I am grown and its my imagination Slim!
Eff it I’m going to be lit in a couple of house #EMF2011
*trying to get to NOLA. *hours lol damn mobile phone!
still lol at that comment.
Eff summer school!
Eff the fact that after six weeks I took my son to get his cast removed and his ankle STILL wasn’t healed and they had to put ANOTHER cast on him right then and there!
Eff financial aid. I need my loan money NOW!
Eff men! Yes, I’m becoming that bitter black chick.
Eff me giving into temptation. From now on my cookies will be staying in the jar and my superior cranial stimulation reserved!
Eff my cousin winning at LIFE yesterday!
Eff the fact that this weekend I’m going to emotionally eat my way into a coma (Pauz) but not gain any weight…oh, wait…
Sigh…I take my eff back about men…eff that, no I don’t!
Hormonally Effed,
Me
Eff me for deciding to read max logic today while at work and not being able to resist participating. Sorry Slim I felt like your name had to be added.
I thought the same thing but never had the time to write it all out. I've GOT to go check out what you wrote.
Eff NYC…. DC all weekend Babyyyy!!!!!!
Eff the fact that all of DC is probably in NOLA right now.
Eff people that contribute their negative opinions on things that do not concern them.
Eff another week without a call back for any job interviews.
Eff not finding a good man to break the cycle of dating BS.
Eff men who solely go to the gym to ogle women.
Eff my life feeling upside down and turned inside out.
Eff the fact that I went to the Taste of Chicago, after my mom forced me to stop “staring” at her I mean staying with her in the hospital, which is far as he** from my crib BTW, only to get there and be done in an hour
Eff my current ‘dude’ for reallt thinking I only wanted to see him for one thing. His thoughts not mine. I’m stressed about Mom Dukes, no time to think about THAT
Eff the fact that I sit in the hospital on the laptop ALL DAY and do no work for the upcoming school year, that is a measly 7 weeks away.
Eff the fact that I went to the Taste of Chicago, after my mom forced me to stop “staring” at her I mean staying with her in the hospital, which is far as he** from my crib BTW, only to get there and be done in an hour
Eff my current ‘dude’ for reallt thinking I only wanted to see him for one thing. His thoughts not mine. I’m stressed about Mom Dukes, no time to think about THAT
Eff the fact that I sit in the hospital on the laptop ALL DAY and do no work for the upcoming school year, that is a measly 7 weeks away.
Eff the fact that I am SUPER allergic to my sister's new dog.
Eff the fact this m-fer calls at 2 am talking bout I wanted to see how ur doing, when CLEARLY I have not talked to him in months.
Eff the other m-fer who thought I was going to have sex with him a day after meeting him.
Eff this same m-fer for texting me later that day asking me if I want some, AFTER I told him already I wasn't having sex with him. Ugh!
Eff my hormones for almost giving in…ALMOST
Eff my morals…sometimes…GRRRRRR
Eff Jill Scott for sharing ALL my feelings on her album. She aint e'en right!!!
Eff Slim I know you got Slimster from me!!!! Give me my credit Slim Slimma!!! LOL
Eff that is Friday night and I have changed twice and still haven’t left my house… guess I am stayin’ in…
Eff this ignant ass chic who was dbowin’ and throwin’ trash at this dude at 430am in the morning!!! Hollerin’ “DANGER!!!!” Cursin’, scratchin’, and callin’ him out his name….it was World Star Hip Hop material but I wasn’t given that stoopid bish no shine!! Welcome to Bed-Stuy.
Eff this train I have to take to Elizabeth, NJ for my Uncle’s Moving Back to Dominican Republic Party/Birthday and ish… once I see the feast I will be all right.
Eff that my apartment is still not finished I am so over plastic and construction debris all over my place!!!
Eff the people who cannot appreciate my sabbatical from facebook…at least I still have Twitter.
Eff that I will be going to Summer School on July 19th o___O
Eff these loud ass people on my block…where is the rain? Rain will run their asses back home!!!
Eff Pirate Bay dot org… I cannot get on your site.
That is Effing all!!!!!!!
Happy 4th of July Weekend!!!
I feel your pain with summer school, girl! EFF IT!
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