The week has been busy and my energy is on E. That E is not for a high level of energy. Alas, it has come to an end and it must be rounded out with Eff Em Friday. I’ll have more for yall next week. I need to just get a red bull and go sit somewhere other than my apartment and write. I’m also really trying to make a vacation happen. I feel real hamster on wheelish.
Eff the fact I haven’t taken a real vacation in 2 years. The last time I took one, I was feeling very similar to how I do now. The difference this time around is that I don’t hate my job and a lot more positive things are going on. I also think folks that are eager blog readers forget the toll that this stuff takes on writers. It’s just one part of a life that’s full of other time-consuming and sometimes stressful tasks.
Eff the number of people I need to follow up with about something or other. I see your emails, texts, missed calls, and tweets. Will get to a lot of it this weekend.
Eff this laundry that still hasn’t been done. Boxers are crucially low and I’m pretty sure repeating is in no way what’s hot in the streets…especially with hot summer balls. The laundry gets dropped off tomorrow. TMI? Well hey, that’s just TRSJ.
Eff this 150 page book I’ve been reading for the last 2 weeks. Actually, eff me for not getting through it already.
Your turn. Do it right.
Slim “Why is it August already” Jackson
Eff reality television.. I’m sick of Basketball wives and now Ultimate Merger!
Eff this upcoming last semester of grad school!
~Eff yo couch!!
Eff dental school interrupting my usual summer shenanigans
Eff my Landlord and his ragedy apartment that is still in need of repairs
Eff the fact that August is already 5 days in
Eff that I have mad shit to do but lack motivation…maybe I need to get my vitamin b12 shot
Eff that Summer is here …
Eff the fact that Fall semester will be here soon
Eff the fact that I haven’t been outside of NY ….this year…. Jersey doesn’t count!
Le sigh*
Eff the fact that its so early and Ive been at work for half am hour already. Who told me to go to three happy hours last night??
Eff the stock market.
3 happy hours though? Really? Reeally? Reeeeaaaally? lol
Yea Slim three lmao. Huge mistake…definitely woke up slumped. BUT one of them was a fundraiser for kids so I felt justified in ending my night there
You can go commando slim!
Eff that I had oral surgery on monday for wisdom teeth removal and that I still haven’t recovered. My face is still just as swollen as on monday. I look like one of the Klumps. And this vicodin didn’t do anything for the pain. Smh.
Eff that I have never ever been on a vacation. Thanks for reminding me slim.
Eff the fact I haven’t did shit at work all week…but there’s plenty of work to do.
Eff the that my manager will be back next week. Aaaaarrgggghhhh!
Eff that I haven’t found a new job and after several interviews…
Eff that I can’t focus long enough to write these essays for my grad school apps.
EFF DA GMAT!! F.M.L!!!
Eff that my apartment is dirty & I got clean up this weekend.
Slim…u write my essays and I’ll do your laundry. Wash, dry and fold. Deal?
Mornin all…
Eff my sinus’ and allergies for punking this Zyrtec D
Eff last minutes procrastinating ass people I keep gettin teamed up with
Eff my new job that feels old after 5 1/2 months
Eff pms cuz I can’t Eff
Eff clingy people that I tend to attract
Eff the crazy people that I tend to attract
Eff this heat wave and my subsequent power bill from needed the central air on for darn near a month…a little fresh air please
Eff my checking account
Eff people that want it all but contribute nothin
Eff the lil niglets that ruined openings day of the Wisconsin St Fair
Man, I feel like I need a (candy) cigarette
Eff not getting enough sleep this week
Eff being almost 7 months preggo and still looking like I just had one too heinekens #whereismybabybumpalready?
Eff my coworker who wears half a bottle of perfume to work. That sh*t stinks #yousmellherbeforeyouseeher
Have a good effin weekend!
Eff my allergies for almost affecting my ATL/NC trip
Eff my family for making me doubtful of my own talents
Eff my ass for gaining 10 pounds back since May, now I gotta start my diet all over!
Eff my dog for pooping on the floor, AGAIN! Unruly mutha fuddrucking trick!
Eff this job market, I’m about to either strip or sell drugs!
Eff the fact that summer is almost over! Why’d you come and go so fast!
Eff this celibacy! Grrr
Eff the gym for making my muscles hurt!
EFF THE FACT THAT TODAY IS THURSDAY & NOT FRIDAY!!