So on Thursday night I opened a blank document to write up a few more lessons learned from writing. I blinked at about 930pm and when I opened my eyes it was 1am.
Eff fallin’ asleep when I really didn’t wanna fall asleep. Woke up all confused with a question mark over my head. That sh*t ain’t cool. I don’t even feel refreshed. Damn you Couchneesha!
Eff the fact that I kept in mind what I wrote earlier this week when putting together my SBM post that went up on Thursday. The post over there ended up with 430+ comments. I ain’t never seen that before. I wanted to celebrate with ice cream cake and warm gushy, but had to settle for curry goat and malt liquor. Ok, so maybe I see why I fell asleep.
Eff insects that you see one minute, then when you get the spray or something to body them…they’re gone. Watch me wake up with a spider bite.
Eff how long it took me to get my vacation plans in place. Fort Lauderdale and Miami, I shall see you in less than a month! Treat me well and f*ck me right. Is that too much to ask? Heterosexually stated of course.
You got any eff ‘ems this week? Drop ‘em in the comments below!
Slim aka “Yeah, just like that.”