So on Thursday night I opened a blank document to write up a few more lessons learned from writing. I blinked at about 930pm and when I opened my eyes it was 1am.
Eff fallin’ asleep when I really didn’t wanna fall asleep. Woke up all confused with a question mark over my head. That sh*t ain’t cool. I don’t even feel refreshed. Damn you Couchneesha!
Eff the fact that I kept in mind what I wrote earlier this week when putting together my SBM post that went up on Thursday. The post over there ended up with 430+ comments. I ain’t never seen that before. I wanted to celebrate with ice cream cake and warm gushy, but had to settle for curry goat and malt liquor. Ok, so maybe I see why I fell asleep.
Eff insects that you see one minute, then when you get the spray or something to body them…they’re gone. Watch me wake up with a spider bite.
Eff how long it took me to get my vacation plans in place. Fort Lauderdale and Miami, I shall see you in less than a month! Treat me well and f*ck me right. Is that too much to ask? Heterosexually stated of course.
You got any eff ‘ems this week? Drop ‘em in the comments below!
Slim aka “Yeah, just like that.”
I can’t even front, I had a bomb week, complete with a show by The Strivers Row and Beyonce last night with one of the best spots in the house. That being said:
Eff the fact that I STILL don’t have systems to do my job! Usually I wouldn’t complain about not being able to do my work but this environment is too competitive for me to be twidlin’ my thumbs all day. Smh.
Eff this plan to change the way I eat & eff the fact that I’m failing at it.
That’s all I got
Shout-out to ya Thursday post, that was entertaining..lol
Entertaining to say the least.lol.
Eff my landlord/family friend I’m subletting my apartment from. She’s made my first month in Chicago horrible. I want to drive to her house and throw a brick upside her head.
Eff the fact I’ve been in Chicago for a month and still haven’t had any pizza.
Eff the fact I may have to get a lawyer and sue my landlord/family friend.
Eff summer its almost over : (
Eff me for spending 30 minutes in line this morning at Mickey D’s for a fruit ‘n yogurt parfait. Eff the fact that I have every intention of going back at lunch for a salad *cough* big mac.
Eff my tendency to try to solve problems by completely avoiding them. Maybe it’s the Pisces in me. But consistently checking out of reality is making my life harder than necessary.
Eff every light skinned dude who approaches me. The guys I meet are getting lighter & lighter & my dream of one day having a dark skinned son is becoming less attainable by the minute.
Eff the rolls at Logan’s for having 227 calories each!!
Morning Slim et al!
Eff the fact that I am typing this post from my Monday-Thursday gig when it’s effin Friday because I didn’t finish everything last night.
Eff my back pain because I decided to be supershero Ms. Independent Woman yesterday moving my furniture up the stairs to the 3rd floor, trying to be “helpful” and speed the process along.
Eff having to run up and down the stairs to the 2nd floor where I am still set up to print. Really? There’s no printers set up on the entire 3rd floor? C’mon son.
Otherwise, feeling good. It’s Friday. I got a new office that I absolutely love and there’s plenty other good stuff to celebrate this ENTIRE weekend and beyond.
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Eff the new neighbors for building another house just a couple of lots down. It is just so effing noisy. I need to find somewhere to go. I guess the other neighbors felt the same way when I was building.
Eff this landscaping company for not replacing my tree and bush like they were supposed to. I have to look at a dead tree and bush every time I pull up.
Eff my stomach. I’m a slim woman thanks to my workouts but my damn stomach is just annoying because it won’t go away but even if it does the skin will still look bad.
Eff my mouth (pause) for still be swollen from my tooth removal 19 days ago. Gosh. I still can’t open it wide enough….for a burger.
Eff the fact that I woke up an hour ago and missed about 2 meetings this morning – this “heavenly bed” is no joke!
Eff the fact that its Friday and I have no plans for the weekend
Eff this idiot that keeps calling me because he likes my voice – dude you are just creepy and you have the wrong # UGH!
Eff Spirit Airlines for my error but STILL eff their customer service for giving me the run around. I could have flown my beloved JetBlue for what I ended up spending in the end.
Eff the millions my company paid for naming rights to a stadium, I better be able to get a discount price on a game or this blows as I’d like a freakin raise…
Eff being sixty something and lonely. I’ve been meeting a lot of them and it’s sad. Makes me re think and think and think about what’s important in life…
Eff everyone in the cafe for biting my whole breakfast order and when I come down they run out!! Eff you hard!!
Eff these dudes I don’t really know who call me “intense” WTF is that suppose to mean? I like passionate. It sounds more positive… LOL
Eff coming back from vacation and being a “back up” for two people who are now on vacation. So, not only do I have to play catch up with my own work, now I have to keep up with theirs.
Eff all the WTT haters…so your just looking for a reason to hate on Jay and Ye…
Eff the amount of laundry I have to do and eff the building for their wack ass washers!
Eff this, I have mad work to do.
Have a wonderful effing weekend folks!
“Eff coming back from vacation and being a “back up” for two people who are now on vacation. So, not only do I have to play catch up with my own work, now I have to keep up with theirs.”
This has been my struggle ALL WEEK LONG we are >>here<<
mine has just begun…oh the horror! I’m so sad!! *smh* Two weeks of this crap! Eff me! *goes to check voice mail finally*
I just deleted 22 VM from my phone…
Hey everyone! This is my first Eff Em Friday so stick with me….
Eff not writing on my own blog for the past two weeks–been busy.
Eff the loudness I dealt with at my job almost every day this week. Kids are crazy.
Eff car insurance payments.
Eff living in the PNW where we get everything 3 mos later then everyone else
And eff procrastination.Im constantly working on that and getting better.
Eff that it is Monday and I am just getting here!
Eff that my apartment is still not done and I cancelled the contractors because I am sick and tired of their construction dust and lack of respect for my place.
Eff that school starts next week and at the same time so does my gig for comedy central can we say missing class 1st week of the semester…
Eff the fact that I haven’t taken a vacation this year.
Eff the fact that I haven’t been home to Florida since… like ’09!!
Eff the MTA got people waiting 45 mins for trains…
Have a good week!