Man, I worked Monday through Thursday this week. And what makes the sh*t even better is that I was drinking margaritas in the office before I left. Liquor consumption aside, I still have a few effs:
Eff how 3-day weekend still don’t feel long enough. On Friday I’ll be maxin’ and relaxin’ all cool, but Saturday will have me dreading Monday and Sunday will just be depressing and discouraging.
Eff love, though I’m slightly more optimistic about finding it.
Eff Four Loko. I haven’t drank one in a long time but it’s the fact that it’s still so easily and readily available.
Eff fried chicken for being so delicious that I can’t resist it despite what it does to my body.
Eff this approaching hurricane. I just wanna be great and achieve. It’s still possible for me to do indoors, but it isn’t the same.
Eff the fact that summer is steadily heading toward its end. I’d rather sh*t in a rainforest full of mosquitoes than deal with the cold that is fall and winter in the northeast.
What about y’all? Any eff ems this week? I know you got something to share.
Slimington Von Orgasm-Machine