Man, I worked Monday through Thursday this week. And what makes the sh*t even better is that I was drinking margaritas in the office before I left. Liquor consumption aside, I still have a few effs:
Eff how 3-day weekend still don’t feel long enough. On Friday I’ll be maxin’ and relaxin’ all cool, but Saturday will have me dreading Monday and Sunday will just be depressing and discouraging.
Eff love, though I’m slightly more optimistic about finding it.
Eff Four Loko. I haven’t drank one in a long time but it’s the fact that it’s still so easily and readily available.
Eff fried chicken for being so delicious that I can’t resist it despite what it does to my body.
Eff this approaching hurricane. I just wanna be great and achieve. It’s still possible for me to do indoors, but it isn’t the same.
Eff the fact that summer is steadily heading toward its end. I’d rather sh*t in a rainforest full of mosquitoes than deal with the cold that is fall and winter in the northeast.
What about y’all? Any eff ems this week? I know you got something to share.
Sincerely yours,
Slimington Von Orgasm-Machine
so mad at that siggy. lol
eff being sleepy but not being able to sleep.
eff being fallen asleep on. womp.
eff my hair for shedding so bad and the weave i may have to get until it decides to get some acright. double womp.
eff hurricane irene! although she postponed the NYC tweetup. hehe.
eff unnecessary medicine.
eff being 5’8″ and falling asleep on a 5′ loveseat and waking up to cramps and soreness.
eff getting old. ^^^
Eff not getting back to SFG and letting her know how to get gchat on her phone.
Eff me for referring to myself in third person.
I wanna be gchatting while driving like you Thug Muze. Let me be great.
LOL i am a thug.
um you said bye! lol
i have a BB and it came with it already installed i believe, but you can just use whatever app finder you have and download google talk. it’s usually the only way i gchat. only thing is you can’t be invisible on the mobile app. at least on mine.
Oh yeah I did *snort* I have the app, like duh. Thanks my G
Eff the fact that my son has his first lose tooth! Omg he’s growing up! I just want to pull out his baby pictures and weep…
*loose
Eff swype!
You should holler at SwiftKey X. Dope droid keyboard. Most intuitive I’ve found.
Hey thanks! Eff that my droid market app won’t open now. *shakes fist*
Eff that summer’s almost over and school starts in a week
Eff the amount of work I have to do in the next week to prep for my Senior year
Eff grad school apps and how quickly their deadline is approaching
Eff my ex who’s currently trying the “baby i’m sorry.. come back to me” game.. don’t need it right now
“Eff my ex who’s currently trying the “baby i’m sorry.. come back to me” game.. don’t need it right now”
But apparently he does. Be strong grasshopper.
Eff having to be up at 5am for this morning commute – I can’t wait to move into my apt next weekend
Eff Irene for postponing the MLK Memorial dedication in DC. Why won’t she let MLK be great?!
Eff this 50-year-old temp who is clearly mad that I’m full time and fresh out of college. Stop worrying about me and focus on getting a full-time offer.
Eff the fact that I’m supposed to help train him so he just walked over and probably saw that
-___-
Eff people who are hellbent on ruining lives by instilling fear (re: this morning’s bombing of a UN building in Nigeria). There are other ways to make demands.
Eff Hurricane Irene!!
Eff one of my cousins who took the $ I sent him to prepare for Irene and bought beer and an xbox game. When he loses power, he’ll have plenty time to think about his actions IN THE DARK.
Eff my neighbor who leaves her barking dog outside at 5am. I have thoughts of killing her dog. I’m sure I can get away with it.
Eff this guy at my job who touched my hand only for me to see some wart-like bump on his finger. I better not catch that!
Side bar: why do people like their finger to turn pages? That’s so gross to me…especially when I see your spit mark on the paper you hand to me.
That’s all I got. Be safe this weekend.
*lick
Ugh you’re right! That is gross!! I hate when people do that!! yuck!!
And don’t kill the dog lol. I’m not an animal-lover but the law cares more about dogs than they do humans (refer to Casey Anthony v. Michael Vick.) But I would definitely ask around with some lawyer-ly friends who know the correct legal actions, if any, that you can take.
Pretty avi girlie! I’m LOLing cause my homegirl said “think of mike vick!” You’re right. I can’t go to jail.
OMG Eff that dude who touched your hand with the infection…OMG
Ugh for real! He needs to band-aid that thing up
Eff the fact that since my mom passed two weeks ago the vultures in the family have been asking me for her things.
Eff the complication of paperwork-mine and hers.
Eff the fact that I had no summer and now that I am home from the hospital it is almost over. I live in Chi-town so it may be snow next week.
Eff the fact that I went afterschool to do stuff for my sub and left my students a note since I haven’t been there all school year and some manish boy said my handwriting was sexy…WTF is wrong with these kids??
gurl, my mom died a year ago sunday…and when she died the day of the funeral people came to me asking who was gonna continue to pay her poolhand…PHUCK people who are inconsiderate of your loss….i wish you strength in your time of grief….stay strong dear.
Oh man, that’s rough, my condolences go out to you and I’ll be praying for you Tiffany.
Sexy handwriting? What IS wrong with these kids? I don’t ever know what to say to a kid when they say stuff like that. I just wanna be like “where’s yo momma?”
Family members show you who they really are when you lose one.
Eff problems in general. I just wanna wake up & not be worried about a thing.
Eff my boss for making me work 8 hrs on Friday when I can easily be done in 4.
Eff people. I just can’t be dealing with y’all today.
LMAO @ “Eff people. I just can’t be dealing with y’all today.”
*eh hem* inhales deep breathe….
eff, this new dude im messin with and the fact that i really wanted to friend zone him but he just do friggin tempting
eff, this event for my job i got after work…i mean seriously its the frickin weekend and i cant even enjoy it
eff, this nasty cut i got in my instep from stepping on my purse…i mean seriously its a frigkin purse..
eff, that my foot throbs
eff, that i still live at home
eff that my sister doesn’t understand the concept that we share a bathroom
*deep breathe and continues*
eff this mental block that’s stopping me from finishing my short story novel that im working on…i wanna publish this book
eff that i havent gotten my tax return yet…seriously…its ((((((AUGUST))))))))))
eff that dude that dont eat…but still tryna holla at me…..word son? its 2011…
eff that mother in the laundry last night that cursed her baby out like he was 24 not 4
eff the fact that i might be looking for a job in 2012
and finally…eff the fact that because i haven’t gotten my tax return i cant get my domain name and website stuff going the way i need to to make my mark on the web a little bigger
Glad you got all this out!
Eff that I kinda backslid on a REALLY good decision to stop casual sex.
Eff that it’s so hard to find a dude who wants more than casual sex, LOL.
Eff that no matter how long I sleep lately, stress still keeps me exhausted.
Eff that I have to do Weight Watchers to stay looking right. I WANT TO EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eff that it’s already feeling like October outside.
Eff that my job is dragging their feet to give me benefits.
Eff that it’s taking so long to get worthwhile music industry connections.
Eff that I can’t eat nothing but red velvet cake today. Serious, I WANT TO EAT!!
me u same with the second eff them….ugh…i mean i dont really (yea i do at least from friday to sunday night) want a relationship….lol
“Eff that I kinda backslid on a REALLY good decision to stop casual sex.”
Sounds like that’s not the only thing you backslid onto. But I’m happy for you and hope that you finished whether or not it was the greatest of all time.
Ah, the power of the D. Almost as powerful as the power of the P. I felt the force, lol.
I’m fighting the demons myself..been 5 months and counting..that damn P is a killa! a killa I tell you!
Eff this dude who smelled like wild wolf arse is the gym – people need to shower in the morning before they hit the gym – you sweating and carrying on funking up the whole area UGH!
Eff this new workout – OMG I feel like my muscles are going to fall off my bones but I’m trying to be great
Eff being in the office on a Friday because people don’t want to act right when they work from home. Do your damn job and we won’t have to meet on a friday!
Eff Irene – I’m praying for you guys stay safe!
Oh and Eff these people in my office that keep bringing me random arse food. If I’ve never been to your house I am not eating your food. They should know this by now …..
I got one person in my office whose food I would eat and she’ only bakes these amazing cookies. Hell I don’t even eat the food that’s bought for the office if I’m not the first to eat. Folks are nasty and I want none of my food picked over
Eff the fact that this programmer for this lab decided to up and quit during the middle of this HUGE government funded project. Not only do I now have to do this all by myself, but also all the stuff he worked on in his lab will… trickle UP to me until… shoot… just until…
Eff the fact that I’ve been missing out on my fav blogs (though I made it to this one today)…
Eff mofos in this department that don’t read emails then wanna act like no one gave them fair warning… ho3s.
Eff this 3rd party vmware vendor creating AND setting up the order under the administrative assistant’s name… Now I can’t access it. Oh wait.. This was an upgrade.
So did an all nighter, grinding hard. On the bus to work, I realized………. that I left my lunch on the kitchen counter. Eff THAT sh!t
Glad to see you made it over. More importantly, I understand exactly the type of IT shenanigans you’re talking about.lol.
That lunch on the counter doe…
Hold up Slim!! Fried Chicken does your body good! Women like men with something to hold onto *pause*
Eff the fact that between the production company and FedEx I am just now receiving my envelope that should have been here yesterday.
Eff the fact that I have a job interview in 3 hours that I am not prepared for.
Eff the fact that instead of enjoying the Afro Punk Festival that I will be prepping for the shoot that is going to happen whether Irene sinks Manhattan or not!
Eff that I hate incompetence
Eff that I also start school full time on Monday the same day as my shoot.
Eff that I have not purchased my school books.
Eff that I cannot find my Bluetooth
Eff that I am working this shoot by myself.
Eff that I a headache so early in the day.
I am sure that I have more to Eff but don’t have time and at the risk of posting this a week late. I had to get it off now! *pause*
Happy Effin’ Weekend!!!
Oh by the way Slim. I hope you have a beach to enjoy o__0
Eff the lady who got on the C train this morning whose hot stankin breath I could smell even with her mouth closed. I shoulda threw up on her
Eff my supervisor for being the bish that she is and trying to find ways to screw with me/get me fired. I’m not leaving without unemployment so you’re tricks and schemes for my insubordination won’t work. Try again heffa!!
Eff this job market
Eff this office being boring as hell and I can’t leave. I can do nothing at home damnit
Eff the fact that I’m thinking about my ex when I really want a new love
Eff love and the fact that I want it, but it doesn’t want me
Here’s an eff I can’t believe I forgot. Eff docs. I was excited to say eff cancer some weeks back. Now they’re saying my lil cuz still has to do chemo even though the cancer is all gone. Seems like unnecessary suffering.
how do you get your pics on here? everyone has a face but me…lol
Eff just now having time to stop by…this is normally my first stop in the morning. So eff busy Friday’s too