Damn, it’s been a while. Baby don’t move. Ah f*ck it, go ahead. I got 3 more rounds at my disposal. I’m lettin’ this 1 go early! Awwwww!
Eff the fact my face is still healing and I have an event in a couple weeks. I can’t be taking pics wearing those lil Nelly bandaids.
Eff that I’m using my passport as my ID and my replacement driver’s license hasn’t arrived. I’ma mess around and get pulled over while moving my car for alternate side parking. This sh*t ain’t cool!
Eff whoever took my sh*t and quickly spent 2K on my credit card. Pop rocks and bleach for your firstborn. I mean that from the bottom of my heart.
Eff this potentially fractured finger or torn ligament. I can barely sign my name and it sucks. Basketball season is around the corner and I refuse to be sidelined.
Eff the f*cker that showed up at my office unannounced looking for an interview and asking to sit down with the CEO. Really dude? Is this how you think you’re gonna win? Your breath is hot. You smell like b-o-l-o-g-n-a and booboo. I just told you I stepped out of a meeting and you’re rambling on about your credentials. I would hire Bubbles the Monkey before you. Get the f*ck outta here! **throws a bar of Irish Springs and makes it rain altoids**
Eff me for just discovering Carmex. So much better than chapstick. Soooooo much better.
Eff boo-hunting season. I’m already tired of hearing from people I ain’t heard from since the last frost.
Slim Jack Back! Slim Jack Back! Got all these muggafuggas sayin’ Slim Jack Back! Burp.
Slimsworth
Yay!! Nice to see you in your best eff ‘em form! Nothing wrong with launching early. As long as I get mine in, we’re all good.
Eff this weather! I am tired of the heat! Thank God for the 64 degree high for tomorrow.
YAY!!
That’s all I have for this week. Dang, you have too much ish going on. Luckily, things are gonna get better. Much better. Keep ya head up. Pac.
Appreciate cha!
Eff the fact that I moved and have no one to hang out with!
Eff my hair for being a beyotch!
Eff my brother and myself for not knowing how to grocery shop, so we NEVER have food!
Eff the fact it’s almost 1 am and I’m hungry! GRRRR
Eff you workouts! I don’t miss you…but I need you…*sigh*
Eff the fact I have to be up at 6:30 for work, and I’m still up!!
Eff this ride I am going on tomorrow. I’m tired of road trips!
Learning how to grocery shop took me time. Stay on the out skirts of the grocery store and buy little in between.
true that. shop the perimeter!!!
Reecie always coming through with helpful tips on the low.
Nice to see you back in full writing force Slim!
Eff, eff EFF THIS COLD! I hate you seasonal change.
Eff whoever controls the air temperature in this office building. There is no need for my hands to be icy inside AND outside.
Eff all the money I have to spend to make my new apt feel homey
Eff the people who insist on blasting their car radios right below my window after midnight on WEEKNIGHTS. Go to bed early so you can wake up early and look for a damn job.
That felt great. Happy weekend everyone
Eff the fact that this week has been the birthday week from hell.
Eff the fact that I finally got a good nights sleep last night and I still feel like crap.
Eff the fact that I spent my Birthday evening watching the Tea Party Debate and writing essays for the PMF.
Eff not getting any pictures taken when I was at my pole dancing class last night.
Eff the Ex and the fact that his birthday is the day after mine.
Eff the drama.
Eff this temperamental weather. Just be fall already!
People with bad breath make me angry. I feel like they know their breath stinks yet they’re purposely breathing extra hard on me. I get violent thoughts of stabbing them in the throat.
D@mn that was mean. I guess I need to eff something. (pause)
Eff the fact that I need to eff something. It’s the effing Sahara over here. Eff you boo having individuals. I caught myself staring at my coworker’s butt. I need help!
Eff the fact that I have about 13 hours of work to do today and it’s 9:30 so I’ll probably be staying late. F.U.C.K.
Eff me for eating too much wickedly acidic pineapple and feeling queasy right now.
Eff this chick at my job who is doing THEE most right now with her lonely, drama starting @ss. I don’t care and get out of my office. Beat it b*tch.
Oh and lastly, eff this employee in Fresh Market last night who I saw harrassing a Black lady and her kids. This h0e had the nerve to follow her around and tell her kids to “keep their hands off the packages.” Say what? They are customers. I knew her motivation too and what irks me about this yankee doodle b*tch is that she looks straight off a poopy farm. I hate elitist ppl. You wear an apron to work, check yourself.
Feel better Slim goon.
Ef the fact that I just got paid and most of my check is already GAWN!
OMG Slim Slimma I didn’t know all that was goin’ on in your life! Sorry that happen to my Slimsterlicious!!
To the person that stole his shit may you get gangreen in your babymaker and nothing but hot ash comes out!
Eff that I am way behind on school work!
Eff that my check was spent before I got it
Eff that my finger still hurts from me boxin’ this chick’s head …no really I am going to the ER like right now!
Eff this line outside Ambercrombie & Fich on 5th Ave..really?? What the hell they got in there that warrants the free cheese lookin’ line??!
Eff this employee from The Peninsula named Mohammed out here on his cell phone having a scratch fest with this nuts….I think he works in the kitchen! O_o
Eff all this errand runnin’ on 5th Avenue and can’t afford one thing that I want on this block! -_-
Eff my freelance life
Eff the fact I haven’t worked out in months….I need a workout partner
Eff cuffin’ season
“Eff this employee from The Peninsula named Mohammed out here on his cell phone having a scratch fest with this nuts….I think he works in the kitchen! O_o”
LMBO…
“Eff boo-hunting season. I’m already tired of hearing from people I ain’t heard from since the last frost.” This made my Friday.
He’s Baaaaaccccck!!!!
Enjoyed reading your eff em’s *lol* that interviewee though.. o__O
dead-n-buried @**throws a bar of Irish Springs and makes it rain altoids**
I have no Eff Em’s though because I’m rocking my rose-colored lenses today. “Everything is Alright with the World” *Deepsigh*
I really sat here trying to figure out what you meant by rose-colored lenses. Clearly I’m having a slow day.lol
Eff the fact that I’m working today, even though it’s for overtime.
Eff my monthly friend, heavy flow days… why does it feel like somebody turned a faucet on?
Eff that I’m my horniest when my monthly friend is here? WTH is that about?
Eff that my boo lives 2 thousand miles away, and I’m horney, and can’t do anything about
it, even when my friend is gone?
…well, I can… but… eff that I have to go that route
Heya Slim..glad to see you are back.
Eff that two weeks ago I was on a beach on Martha’s Vineyard and I woke up under a pile of blankets.
Eff..that I have no one to be under the blankets with..
and finally..Eff my neighbors across the street that taunt me on a two times a week basis with their sexcapades in front of their window. It’s like I moved to Denmark or whereever they have live sex shows.
Have a good weekend!
what i meant with my first statement was that I woke up this morning cold under a pile of blankets..not that..ya know..never mind..Eff it!
Eff the fact that it’s so damn hard to work in Cali! I will have taken 3 classes and spent about $500 just to work in this state! I mean, really?
Eff the fact that I’ll be homeless in 2 days if I don’t find a roommate.
Eff the fact that now that my ex and I are thinking about getting back together, it will be a LDR.
Eff the fact that although I need to be packing up my apartment and washing clothes, I’m on here writing about it!
Eff the fact that I tried to apply online for a permanent job where I’m currently working temporarily and there’s a page issue!
Eff the fact that I’ll be missing fall on the East Coast and it’s cloudy over here right now, so it’s not helping.
Oh yeah, and glad your back! I hope everything gets straightened out soon (including your face and finger)!
Pop Rocks and bleach full of hilarity. I am still so mad about you getting jacked!!! Mofos man.
Eff the fact that my uncle asked me why I was getting married and if he’s financially stable. Ummm didn’t you ask me to co-sign for your crib 2 yrs ago. Exactly.
Eff the cemetery for “overcharging” me and my brother for my mom’s plot.
Eff my brother’s wack a** ex for posting silly twitter mess about my brother. One he doesn’t give two hells and two he is bereaving stupid.
Oooh and eff the lame at my school who got mad because when I came back from leave I apparently took his cubicle in the dept chair office. Wack!!!