No witty intro. No smooth lines. No candles. No R&B. Just effin.
Eff the sickness that overcame me this week and usurped my existence. Had me passed out half the day and all night Wednesday. As I type these effs, it still lingers. The wheezing, the coughing, the fatigue, the stuffy nasal cavity. **Rawse voice** What did I do to deserve this?!
Eff Alka-Seltzer Cold and Buckley’s for being gross and doing nothing. Eff the other recommendations that will follow…and do nothing.
Eff the looming winter purchases.
Eff the woman above me with the creature problem. Every time I hear her going up and down the stairs, I imagine crawly creatures falling off her trying to escape to a new apartment with a better — yet still dismal — economy and less drug-trafficking. I feel compelled to stand by my door with Raid and body any six-legged trespassers trying to cross the border.
Eff having to dig my car out the snow in a few months.
Eff me for bringing my work laptop home time and time again, yet getting no work done on it.
Eff McCain Ellios…Pizza Pockets!
I have no idea why this sh*t was on my mind. Anyways, your turn. Share your eff ‘ems from the week. May your weekend be filled with cheer, drank, and pacified loins.
The Slimster
Eff nosy ass people. I swear fo’ lawd, I hate y’all. Y’all disgust me
If it doesn’t benefit or hinder you, leave it (and me) alone
if you weren’t there then oh well, you won’t hear about what happened from me
If you didn’t buy it, and you’re not paying on it, don’t worry about how it’s being used
If you want one more home remedy, try 2 tablespoons Wray and Nephew rum in 1 cup hot black coffee…
Eff the cold. I’m a hot weather person
Eff my stepmother’s cooking. Like you said in your post not every woman can cook. She is making us Caribbean women look bad.
Eff the people who have been lying to my stepmother all her life telling her her cooking is the bomb
on that note eff living with stepparents
Eff the job hunt. Yeah I said it. But I promise I’ll be back in my super positive zone in 5,4,3,2….
Eff my cold ass office. Can’t even show off the sexy work attire cuz i got a big ass hoodie on everyday
Eff the parking lot and garage near my office being full everyday forcing me to park all the way on the top level and walk.
Eff the fact that I feel like i haven’t learned a damn thing all semester.
Eff this random cold weather. I still have cute summer clothes to wear! I did not move from NY to FL to be cold!!!
Eff me for not having taken advantage of cuffing season (yet)
co-signing the effing of cold offices!! I sit RIGHT under 2 vents and it is THEE worst.
Eff midterms.
Eff math and my inability to understand what the heck is going on in class.
Eff train traffic. I left home early just to dodge that crap.
Eff people who keep talking about why my computer is faced a certain way at work. I’m minding my business, maybe you should do the same. My computer is not and should not bother you. Get a life.
Eff midterms is right
Eff the fact that I haven’t gotten more than 5hrs sleep any night this week
Eff this clingy guy I’m talking to – you ain’t my man, stop acting like it!
Eff this weather! – Today was the 1st official day of layering – two shirts, a hoodie AND a jacket!
Eff having a weekend to do list that’s longer than my during the week one – When am I supposed to sleep?
Eff Summer! Welcome Fall & Winter!
Eff that I can’t open my windows because my neighbors are noisey and they smoke right at the front door and it comes into my window! O_O
Dang Slim…Those usually work if taken on the onset..Thera flu works along with Dayquil & Nyquil….that cold is still gonna run you 7 days but at least you won’t be miserable. (Not too miserable)
Eff this Slumlord the City is going to end up doing repairs…smh and then they bill the sLumlord in question…and you know they billing at high rates!
Eff that I have so much work to do and I am choosing sleep first.
Eff the MTA and all the fuckery I have seen and smelled!
Eff the MTA and their shitty service! Put more trains and buses in service!
Eff that I want wheels! I miss having my own whip!
Eff flakey ass people!
Eff shitbook I can only tolerate it for 3 minutes!
Eff this community college bs…. it is nothing but high school on steroids!
Eff me taking on the roll of club treasurer it is not worth the hassle!
Eff the 3 parties I have to attend this weekend! I am tired and I have work to do!
Eff Tmobile their service sucks!
Eff me for opening that 11lb jar of nutella!
*le sigh*
*drops mic and kicks a trash can*
Eff 39 degrees this morning in the Chi.
Eff the whole Taco Thursday the man and I started because I have a hangover every Friday. I am waiting to learn my lesson and just drink pop.
Eff my student who just said I look like Gloria from BBall Wives. Shouldn’t this kid be watchjng ESPN.
Eff 5 cavities!!!! At least they are small
It’s been a long time since I’ve effed (pause) but I am going to jump right in.
Eff how exhausted I have been feeling lately. I can’t seem to get enough sleep.
Eff this cold weather all week making me wear sweaters/scarves. What happened to the sun?
Eff dude I call the “creeper” that lives across from me. He never.says.hi and that’s just rude.
Eff my Bruins getting spanked last night and EFF all USC fans/alum while I am at it!
Eff gas inching towards $4.00 a gallon…again
Eff the Packers!!!
Eff that this semester seems to be taking forever to finish.
Eff that text I just got!
Efffffffffffffffffffffff…..I’m out!
Welcome back!
Its been a long time, I shouldn’t have left you without a strong beat to eff to…
Anyways…
Eff this cold front. I love this time of the year, but its been warm for so long, I was not ready for this cold air.
Eff Cam Newton. What is this I hear about you and a certain long-toed singer? Dude, if you have to go the celebrity route, try to date Rihanna. Not Ciara, Or, just date a pretty young thang in Charlotte. No Celebrity, no drama.
That’s all. Happy Friday, lovers!! Have a wonderful day!!
Eff this entire father effing week! Let freedom and celebrations reign! Well…the first part, anyway. Ain’t doing jack tonight but housework, room clearing and sleeping. Well…the last part, anyway.
Eff the fact that I committed to watching an early movie tomorrow. A sista can’t even sleep in on her birthday. Oh well, at least it was suggested with love.
Man, eff this cold. The only thing good about it is the fact that I get to rock my sexy boots and I actually have some weather-appropriate clothing. Ima need to cop some gloves asaptually, though.
Eff this, I’m done.
Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday! Hope you slept in!
Thank you, ladies! Yes, I slept in and enjoyed a wonderful day. =)
It’s Friday already? Eff that time flies so fast!
Eff that hubby is leaving next week. *tears*
Eff all the sh!t I have to do before he leaves.
Eff driving everywhere all the time. I swear Houston just expands to make me mad.
Eff this Scarcity Sleep Diet I have been on lately. I have fallen asleep while typing a reply to my boss. *blink*
Eff that I am slowly (but surely) getting addicted to twitter. I already don’t have enough time in the day as it is. Yikes.
Eff having to deal with grown-up problems. Sometimes I just want to go back to the time when holding daddy’s hand = problems solved!
Eff that the parental unit lives so far away.
Eff the fear and doubt that want to crop up as I’m about to make major moves.
Eff that last glass of wine last night. So not necessary, but oh so good.
Have a weekend devoid of effs, good people, and defeat that cold Mr. Slim Jackson!
Eff everybody and everything today. Mini melt-downs are 2 p.m. are just……
Aw.. I hope you’re feeling much better, hun.
Eff everything on my “To Do” List besides lounging on my couch! I could sleep for about a week, tan for at least a month and cuddle up under a fine (perhaps even smart) man for an undetermined amount of time. #thatisall
Eff everything on my “To Do” List besides lounging on my couch!
I second that motion!
Oh… and Eff these SEO sales people clogging up my dang email. Really, if ya found me, my SEO is just effin fine.