Halloween weekend is upon us. Drinks will be consumed and good times will be had. But before we get into a magical weekend. we should get to effin. There’s no way around it and it feels so right.
Eff the temperature dropping to 46 degrees. I know it’s that time of the year, but I still ain’t ready.
Eff the creatures that continue to sporadically show themselves in my apartment. There’s nothing for your here! Go back upstairs where you came from. No country for yooouuuuuu!
Eff my water consumption. I used to be real good about this, but I’ve fallen off. I don’t want them charlie horses and rough nights. I just wanna live free with fluidity.
That’s all I got for this week. Drop your eff ems and have a great weekend!
Effingly,
Slim Sloss
Eff this wind and rain. Got my hair looking like no! Eff my lack of discipline. No blog posts in over a week, no cooking, no working out. Eff the holiday season. I can already feel the stress and obnoxious family coming my way. Eff every fabric store on 40th st for not having red and white polka dot fabric for my Minnie Mouse costume. I’m supposed to be finding my Mickey Mouse at this Columbia party tomorrow dangit!
Eff congestion! My head feels like a balloon!!! :/
Eff being in the office on a friday when I don’t usually have to
Eff this older lady in here hacking up a lung – GO HOME!!!!!!!
Eff these airlines for jacking up the ticket prices all ready I’m trying be great for the holiday season 3 states in 2 weeks!!!
Eff it – its almost the weekend and it should be a great one!
Eff this rain and snow storm we bout to get in the DMV that will ruin my girl’s birthday bar hopping plans.
Eff this ticket I got for not having my _new_ car inspected for emissions. WTH?
Eff property taxes on cars, too.
Eff inadvertently really culturally offending a patient because you legally cannot accept gifts from patients.
Eff not being able to find leather shorts to go with your fishnets for a pole party. (And while I’m at it, eff size zero, for real)
And lastly, eff certified letters from the IRS. I am the 99% damnit.
Eff having to evacuate the building twice this morning because of a faulty fire alarm! It’s not funny having to stand out there in the cold!
Eff the fact that Reading week has come to an end, and very little (relevant) reading has taken place.
Eff the fact that I’ve assigned myself way more work than I should. I ought to be taking this opportunity as informal team lead to exploit all my groups and group members. Or not. Whatevs.
Eff the madness that will be the second half of this semester.
#NoEffs for the fact that all my midterm marks have been jump-around-the-room-doing-weird-and-awkward-dances-worthy. You can’t convince me that God does not have my back.
Eff this entire work week – my first real test and though I’m passing in the back of my mind I’m really thinking “is this really what I signed up for?” 0_0
Eff senior executives who cannot admit when they’re wrong. I know you’ve been here for 6 years..but guess what? You’re still wrong. Thanks for the apology though.
Eff Howard Homecoming and the fact that my first eff probably has more to do with recouperating from last weekend than anything else.
Eff this weekend and all the parties that I will go to even though I should really stay home and sleep.
Eff having to cover other people’s clients while they are out on vacation I am LOSING today at work already! Seriously.
Eff the cold – I need a new coat.
Eff Halloween. I like to party but I hate dressing up. The unwritten rule of Halloween is for women to wear sexy outfit and little clothes. So why can’t I just show up to this party in a hoochie dress? ugg off to Ricky’s I go..
Eff working for free
Eff Winter, I am a Caribbean child at heart. Winter hurts my soul
Once again, eff last minute projects. Some nincompoop knew about this whole thing weeks ago, yet it gets dropped off on my desk @5pm on Wed. when it’s due at 11am on Thurs. GTFOH. …You’re lucky I’m good at what I do.
Eff things I can’t put in writing for fear that it will get me in trouble later. But they know what they are so eff em.
Eff all the things I want to do, but have little time to do. I feel like it’s Spring 03 again and I’m dripping the most out of every minute. Speaking of that I got some other shit to do.
Eff you!
Eff the three ladies who just left the restroom w/o washing their hands.
Who does that!!!!!!?????
Eff the restaurant that just ran out of lettuce for my salad! [straight face]
Seriously?????
Eff the fact that my left pinky toe is hurting in these heels
Eff clients that are late
Eff the middle seat on the plane – they just need to make two big seats. I got broad shoulders, what am I supposed to do?
Eff baggage handlers – I’m pretty sure they stole my charger to my phone.
That’s all I got.
Thanks for dropping by. I hope you didn’t fly Spirit Airlines…
Eff the lady that came into today with a costume that showed all of her assets and then complained about not winning the costume contest.
Eff me for being a little jealous that said lady has two kids (I have none) and hers are more perky than mine! lol
Eff being sleepy. Here I am getting ready for another date night and I am exhausted.
Eff the whole concept of crossword puzzles. They are too frustrating.
Eff the cold weather. I AM NOT READY!!!!!!
Eff bloggin this week. I fell off.