This week has been bananas. No alpha or innuendo. But, I didn’t wanna leave you without Eff Ems. Better late that never. Right?
Right?!?
Eff me reverting back to my crapping sleeping habits after getting the most sleep I’ve gotten in a while two nights in a row. Fatigue looooooms like the horror of the shade.
Eff how much needs to get done between now and early Sunday morning. I’ll be at a staff retreat for three days, which is gonna have me completely out the blogging and social media game. I will be writing aggressively on Saturday morning.
Eff caterers that make bland food. Nothing brings down my world like food that tastes like warm and textured air.
Eff all the realizations I had about life while talking to someone from another country that’s visiting America for the first time. Completely eye-opening and will be a future post. Maybe this week coming up.
Eff the whole Joe Paterno and Sandusky fiasco. Eff me for reading the court documents detailing what Sandusky did to the victims. Probably wasn’t a good idea to read that disturbing mess before bed.
Eff people on Twitter who live for opportunities to attack people. F*cking gremlins.
Eff these readings I have to go through before the staff retreat. Ehh, I can do ‘em Sunday morning.
Have a great weekend folks!
Slim Pickens
Eff this cold that is threatening to overcome my usually stellar immune system.
And.
Eff the 9 days between now and the day I get to go home to my family for thanksgiving vacation.
Other than that? I’m good!
Thankfully, I don’t have any Effs this week. Life is good ^_^
BUT…I had to point out these two parts of the post:
1. Fatigue looooooms like the horror of the shade. –> I feel all of this with every fiber in my being. And I appreciated it.
2. Eff the whole Joe Paterno and Sandusky fiasco. Eff me for reading the court documents detailing what Sandusky did to the victims. Probably wasn’t a good idea to read that disturbing mess before bed. —> read those documents this morning and it really messed me up for a second. An indirect eff that really has me thinking about accountability and what people are willing to hide and why they are willing to hide them. Horrible.
1. Co-sign on your eff em about the Sandusky court documents. I read up until page 6 and nearly burst into tears. Me crying..not a pretty sight.
2. Eff Heavy D passing away way too young. RIP.
3. Eff that I really have no other eff em’s. But stay tuned.
EFF this FRIGID COLD when it was just 60 degrees. Global warming is REAL people. Sorry “Climate Change”
EFF long distance relationships – my body pillow aint getting it like it use to…
EFF happy couples on the train, restaurants, parks, sidewalks, everywhere, who want to show just how happy and in love they are- I EFFING HATE YOU
EFF my love/hate relationship with Grad School
EFF everyone who keeps saying “Hang in there! Grad School is gonna pay off!” Yeah, you might be right, but EFF you anyway!
EFF that I haven’t slept in what seems like years
EFF this constant fatigue
EFF the end of the semester burn out
EFF this EFFING POST arriving THIS LATE IN THE DAY *side eye to Slim* LOL
EFF all this EFFING…it’s making me sleepy…
Grad school *shivers* I just wanna give you a ((e-hug)) because it’s definitely hard!!!
Thank you, girl!!! Lord knows I need it! *hugs*
I feel like a kid cause I don’t like to sleep. I swear it be 11pm, I’m tired as hell falling asleep on the couch but I’ll fight it to finish watching my show. And traveling abroad is the fastest to way to see how meaningless your life really is. lol We truly have first world problems.
Eff Sandusky. I couldnt finish reading the grand jury report. As a mother, I envision someone doing that to my daughter and I get a lump in my throat. I can’t deal with the thoughts. I realize why so many prosecutors are @ssholes…because of all the horrible stuff they come across everyday. God bless ‘em and just let me know when dat dude is under the jail.
Sidebar: I was reading articles online about how it’s a big problem w/ ppl adopting kids or becoming foster parents to abuse them. The children/teens say nothing because they don’t want to go back to the system.
Eff the 2lbs I just ate in sweets.
Eff married people who flirt.
Sidebar: I really hate when ppl justify this by saying “well I’m a flirt, it’s my personality”. Nawl, you’re just a mental cheater, do better. You should write a post about this.
Eff school being closed today. My daughter just called me from the house saying her and my cousin are having a “partaaaay”. Sh*t better be clean when I get home or ninjas gettin slapped.
There shall be a post! That is a good one. Thanks.
Please pleeaaaaseeee do! Seriously!
I agree with the Sandusky thing…extremely said and upsetting that others just let it go on for years. I’m glad I read the indictment so I can be informed, but I wish I didn’t.
Anywho:
Eff the fact that I’ve wanted to leave this job for so long and now that it’s my last day, I feel bad about going!!
Eff twitter for telling you things about people you wish you didn’t know, especially when you don’t follow them (see it is RTs).
Eff my company not giving me the day off today and making me work 12 hrs on top of that!