This week has been bananas. No alpha or innuendo. But, I didn’t wanna leave you without Eff Ems. Better late that never. Right?
Eff me reverting back to my crapping sleeping habits after getting the most sleep I’ve gotten in a while two nights in a row. Fatigue looooooms like the horror of the shade.
Eff how much needs to get done between now and early Sunday morning. I’ll be at a staff retreat for three days, which is gonna have me completely out the blogging and social media game. I will be writing aggressively on Saturday morning.
Eff caterers that make bland food. Nothing brings down my world like food that tastes like warm and textured air.
Eff all the realizations I had about life while talking to someone from another country that’s visiting America for the first time. Completely eye-opening and will be a future post. Maybe this week coming up.
Eff the whole Joe Paterno and Sandusky fiasco. Eff me for reading the court documents detailing what Sandusky did to the victims. Probably wasn’t a good idea to read that disturbing mess before bed.
Eff people on Twitter who live for opportunities to attack people. F*cking gremlins.
Eff these readings I have to go through before the staff retreat. Ehh, I can do ‘em Sunday morning.
Have a great weekend folks!