I was sipping my jack and ginger, looking around the room, and listening to the myriad of conversations going on. It’d been a long time since I’d been in a room with so many Cornell people. Had someone not sent me an email that said “Open Bar from 6-7″ in the subject line, the [...] Read more>>
Tip Drill
Sorry miss, you don’t get a tip for that. Do something a little bit more entertaining and I will consider it. I’ll put that dollar right where you want me to… You were expecting me to talk about strippers weren’t you? Ooooo how wrong you were! Slim Jackson would never condone such activities! He’s a [...] Read more>>
Top 8 Ways to Make a Guy Not Want to Sleep With You
Guys put up with a lot of stuff just to get in the sack. The myth is that we’re dogs, we’ll deal with anything and sleep with everything at any moment. Wrong. Every man has his breaking point and here are eight reasons we’ve heard will instantly stop that jackhammer from going to work. Why [...] Read more>>
DMX. I’m Going to Help You Find a Job…
C’mon Earl. You gotta get it together. Over the last few months you have been in court for a variety of new and old offenses. You don’t even dress yourself in clean clothes. I know you’re 37 years old, and you haven’t made a rap song in what seems like forever. You still need to [...] Read more>>
