Yeah, I’m late. Certainly not the words a man wants to hear from a woman he’s been sleeping with, but fine for a delayed Eff Em Friday. I’m tired. Very tired. Most of it is my fault. Actually, all of it is my fault. Between that retreat and the 100th anniversary celebration of the greatest [...] Read more>>

This week has been bananas. No alpha or innuendo. But, I didn’t wanna leave you without Eff Ems. Better late that never. Right? Right?!? Eff me reverting back to my crapping sleeping habits after getting the most sleep I’ve gotten in a while two nights in a row. Fatigue looooooms like the horror of the [...] Read more>>

This week flew by just like this year. All the days are starting to blend together and I can’t tell when I did what anymore. Speedy weeks are usually good weeks, but that doesn’t mean there aren’t a few things to throw into the Eff Ems. Take a ride with me in the Eff mobile. [...] Read more>>

Halloween weekend is upon us. Drinks will be consumed and good times will be had. But before we get into a magical weekend. we should get to effin. There’s no way around it and it feels so right. Eff the temperature dropping to 46 degrees. I know it’s that time of the year, but I [...] Read more>>

Last week was the most challenging of my professional life. It wasn’t until I had a chance to go through the proverbial calm after the storm (this week) that I realized it. Like seriously, it felt like I pledged Gamma Phi Nonprofit, New York Chapter and crossed the burning sands into collared-shirtropolis. It made me [...] Read more>>

You ever have 1 of those weeks where you do a whole bunch of sh*t, but feel like you didn’t really get all that much done? Yeah, that was this week for me. All the calendaring, scheduling, and to-do listing couldn’t save me from the tsunami of interviews, paperwork, MS Word stunting, and reports that [...] Read more>>

Damn, it’s been a while. Baby don’t move. Ah f*ck it, go ahead. I got 3 more rounds at my disposal. I’m lettin’ this 1 go early! Awwwww! Eff the fact my face is still healing and I have an event in a couple weeks. I can’t be taking pics wearing those lil Nelly bandaids. [...] Read more>>