New York City is an interesting place. There isn’t a day that goes by where I don’t encounter something odd, which I guess makes it kinda normal. Yesterday I went out to grab lunch at the neighborhood Chinese food spot (Sometimes I just can’t help myself). When I walked in, there was a substantially large [...] Read more>>
The Burden: I’m Wearing These Tight Pants for You. Men Can Read This Too.
I was gonna write something inspirational for today…then I put on my pants for work and everything changed. These weren’t your ordinary pants. These were special pants — my favorite pants of years past. They used to be the go-to pants for events requiring slacks and assertiveness. Yes, I could’ve worn anything today, but I [...] Read more>>
Will I Ever Be Mature?
I’ve always been a bad kid. And when I say bad, I don’t mean like Macaualay Culkin in The Good Son, Damien in The Omen, or the little girl in Orphan. I mean bad as in disruptive, innocuously mischievous, foul-mouthed, and (since I learned how babies were really created) dirty-minded. It wasn’t far-fetched for a [...] Read more>>
To All These E-Hollering Ass Negroes
Inspired by Rawse and Meek Mill’s Tupac Back. Bag through tweets! Bag through tweets! There’s all these silly niggas tryna bag through tweets. All eyes on avis, tryna picture full bodies. Subtle tweets and comments, tryna sleep with somebody. They don’t think that I know. But I’m peepin’ they game. They straight chasin’ them pixels, [...] Read more>>
Beer Pizza Weed Facebook Black Bad Breath
Hi Readers. Hi Readers. (In that Maino song voice) A large chunk of my website traffic comes from Google searches. It’s interesting seeing how some people get to my site. Sometimes it’s actually offensive. Below you will find a list of the most interesting and common searches people have used to end up here (with [...] Read more>>
Leave Me Alone Cuz I Am Not Your Friend!
First things first. Should someone from work find this…good job. You musta really exhausted your resources to get here. Hopefully things won’t be awkward going forward. Thanks. When I initially started this blog, I mentioned that I was an introvert. For those who are new to this, I don’t mean an introvert like the unibomber [...] Read more>>
