On Sunday afternoon, Motivation usurped my existence and forced me from the bed to the couch to the shower to the front of my 145th street apartment building. I slid my aviators over my eyes as she jolted me toward the train station — nearly causing my shades to fly off my face. She wasn’t [...] Read more>>
A Day That Will Never Be Forgotten
On Wednesday at around 4:30pm, I made the decision to stop bullshitting and finally take my ass to Trader Joe’s. If you read my last post, you know I attempted to make it there this past weekend but my plans were foiled by the environmentally friendlies, exorbitant parking fees, and lack of patience. So [...] Read more>>